New word added to dictionary:
"ELANA": ee-law-n-uh: verb: "To be ultimate idiot"; "To make boo-boo"; "To leave one's Brain at home"; "To squeeze little intelligence out of head to no avail"; "To live and breathe all existence on cloud nine"; "To be in La-La Land";
Please, tell me... has anyone else done this before: Take train downtown, buy a few items at Old Navy downtown. Put items in Old Navy plastic shopping bag. Go to Ross down the block. Go downstairs. Put bag down to check out luggage. Pick new luggage. Return upstairs. Purchase luggage. Put back-pack in luggage. Leave store. Take crowded train home. Arrive upstairs. Unpack new luggage. Search through compartments. Ding. Realize Old Navy shopping bag is not around. DUH! Call Ross store. Say "please check to see if my bag is there". FART ON MY FACE. So there's $52 down the drain. Open beer. MMm. Beer.
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3 comments:
yes, I've done that, and I recomend downloading ComicLife for your mac, if you don't already have it. love of lots. r.
To add to your dictionary
"La" is the sixth step on the musical scale. It becomes the tonic in the relative minor of a given major key. This makes it fundamental to the development of the well known chord pattern 1-6m-4-5 in which "m" represents the minor key. The minor key is often used to denote depth of feeling, melancholy, and profound soulfulness. Famous songs of the 1-6-4-5 type include "Silhouettes" and "Hearts and Flowers." Being the sixth note of the scale, it also represents what is called "the sixth sense," or clairvoyance, the ability to sense what is not objectively knowable; this shades into ESP and being psychic (not psycho). La, dear, I have worked in the theatre, myself. I know that anyone who successfully does what you do as a techie must be above average in sense and competence. Being forgetful when it counts, when the lights go up and the action begins, is not an option. No reason for the hyper self-criticism in your tale of everyday oopsiness. I hope to see you soon.
Oops. Tha was supposeta say "UNCA RITCHID"
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