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That's how many La's it takes to screw in a light bulb.
Just matched the wattage on the paper lamps in our living rooms, and one handed, too! It was simple, and makes me realize that I am getting pretty good at this lighting thing... Ha... kidding...
So it's been a while since I've written shit down, and life in La La land has been, as usual, slightly routine and slightly off-center... First and foremost, tomorrow morning I'm going to waltz into the UCSF dental center and have them figure out my teeth... I'm sensitive to temperatures, even breathing through my mouth is uncomfortable, and libido dampening smells of old people even penetrate into my mouth and make my cavity scream like that Mars bar Paco gave me last week... Regardless, it's time... and afterwards I'll head down to that clinic and get me immunized for the 2nd dose of shots, and maybe call in sick for the rest of the day... We'll see how it goes... A medical mental health day, I could use one.
Other than that, things are ok, I ache all over but that's from stupid incompetent people smashing up against me in overcrowded N trains... What is it with people thinking that wigs actually look good? They'd be so much better off coming to terms with their shiny or patchy heads than the terrible fit and obviously bad toupees...
And what's the thing with long fingernails? Some people just seriously have issues with keeping themselves trimmed and clean and hygienated... Damn, people! Cut that nastiness! Anyway, it was another long commute and unneccesarily stupid because the driver was an idiot and kept raising and lowering the steps and slowing at stops for way too long.
Damn, I wanna get my bike fixed...
What's the deal with speed eating? It's nasty. "The rules of Engorgement..." Ick.
At least this fat-man-walking guy lost 100lbs from California to NY. More people need to do shit like this.
Egads I have tv. It's not like I don't have a library book needing to be read...