"Show me a soccer mom and i'll show you a desparate housewife"
On another note, you know what drives me completely fucking batty? When I'm listening to music- iPod, car stereo, home stereo, computer speakers, you name it- and if my cell phone's in the vicinity, that beeb ebeeb boob bee bee beep doop bee dboop that happens DRIVES ME CRAZY. It makes me think there are frequencies and signals and freaky shit flying through the air and giving me brain cancer. Why does it happen? What's that all about? The other day it happend on the streetcar when the drvier made his next stop announcement. Am I the only one this bugs?
And, you know what else doesn't make sense to my non-computer-geeked out self, how the heck does wireless and wifi work? Why am I able to upload and send images and files and sounds and music and stuff over the air? It's not connected to anything! How do all those 1's and 0's get over the air in a comprehensible fashion, and stay organized from one place to another? It reminds me of Mike TV getting shrunk and sent through the tv airwaves and the millions of trillions of pieces all finding their places back together at the end. It confuses me and confounds me. Am I breathing the pictures I post on themaxx? Am I being bombarded in the hallway as I pass in front of the wireless router and between my computer? Ghad.
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